Saturday, January 12, 2008

Mom, I'm hopelessly devoted to...


...slurping your face at 6am so you will take me out to potty.

...sloberring on your work pants, first thing in the morning.

...drinking 3 gallons of water and then throwing it up on the dining room carpet.

...shedding more hair than you ever thought possible, because I know you love to vacuum.

...wiping my butt on the carpet, because I know you love to shampoo the carpet as much as you love to vacuum it.

...and best of all, adoring you with my whole heart and following you like the little lost soul that I am.

Love you,
Bo Dawg

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